Responses of a computer addict ?

A computer addict responses in the following way -

1. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

2. When you are counting objects, you go

 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D….

3. When you dream, you are going to dream in 256 pallettes of 256

 colors.

4. When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that damn machine and

 come to sleep, then I am going to divorce you!”,

 you are going to scream at her for omitting the “else” clause.

5.You try to sleep, and think sleep(8 * 3600); /* sleep for 8 hours */

6. When you are reading a book, you would look for the scroll bar to

 get to

 the next page.

7. If you want to call somebody you pick up the phone and start

 dialling

 an IP number…

8. You are going to look for an icon to double-click, to open your

 bedroom

 window.

9. When you go to balance your check book, you would discover that

 you’ll be doing the math in octal.

10.You would look for a trash can icon to throw garbage.

11.When you get in the elevator you would double-click the button for

 the floor you want to go.

12. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.

 C++ also gives you the tree object to tie it to.

13.How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 1. None – Microsoft just changes the standard to darkness.

 2. It takes 100. One is changing the bulb while 99 do click

 away the error messages

14.Two programmers stay in a bar and drink and talk.

 “Can I borrow 1000 bucks?”

 “Sure, no problem, but lets round it to

 1024 for easier calculations”